Couple of random snatches from my notebook
Int. pub at night
Drunk puck: (rambling) Late at night there’s too much TV on for the deaf, are deaf people insomniacs too? I’m like trying to watch a re-run of Knight Rider or something but I can’t stop staring at the little guy in the corner waving his hands about.
Rich: Maybe they’re too scared to go to sleep?
Drunk puck: ?!
Rich: If I was deaf, I would be scared to go to sleep in case someone creeps into my room with a sword.
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Remember folks, the worlds most influential nation is being run by a fundaMENTLIST Jesus-jumper, that dumb oil drinking son of a moron hick bastard probably thinks he IS fucking Noah and right now is building a huge wooden boat. His last fuck you too the world that he had a hand in destroying, is to christen the thing “Kyoto”.
Drunk puck: (rambling) Late at night there’s too much TV on for the deaf, are deaf people insomniacs too? I’m like trying to watch a re-run of Knight Rider or something but I can’t stop staring at the little guy in the corner waving his hands about.
Rich: Maybe they’re too scared to go to sleep?
Drunk puck: ?!
Rich: If I was deaf, I would be scared to go to sleep in case someone creeps into my room with a sword.
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Remember folks, the worlds most influential nation is being run by a fundaMENTLIST Jesus-jumper, that dumb oil drinking son of a moron hick bastard probably thinks he IS fucking Noah and right now is building a huge wooden boat. His last fuck you too the world that he had a hand in destroying, is to christen the thing “Kyoto”.
posted by Puck at 1:06 AM
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