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Sunday, January 14, 2007

!0 things you never knew about Ray

Sorry i have been negleting you guys. to ease the pain heres 10 facts about Ray Mears, a bit of a brit specific post im afraid. It came to me in a drunken dream, really i woke up half pissed, scrawled it in my notebook, and prontly passed back out.

1. Ray dream s of a nuclear Armageddon just so he can prove that his life spent learning pointless and outdated skills wasn't a massive waste of time.

2. When faced with modern technology, he appears confused and will poke it with a twig like a suspicious chimp

3. The sad thing is that it is all an act.

4. Ray used to have an imaginary pet dog called "Keith" but he had to pretend kill, skin and eat it one night when he was stuck in the woods and imagined he was hungry

5. Ray owns a computer but it is made of bracken and its CPU is a angry trapped squirrel.

6. Ray hates shoes

7. Rays favourite film is "Crocodile Dundee".

8. he once carved a knife out of some wood using only some other wood "its handy if your stuck without a knife and need to carve something" he said.

9. Ray has been to so many campfires that if he hears "yellow submarine" at any time he flies into an apocalyptic rage.

10. Ray cant swim, but in under five minutes he can fashion crude but working SCUBA gear out of leaves an that.

i am about half way through my essay, so more soon, exciting and intresting things you have my word.

5 Comments:

Blogger Tumuli ranted..

Actually, that was written with more lucidity and wit than the majority of those "rustic" nature magazines.

Honestly, some of those men couldn't live without electricity even if they tried...

8:46 PM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey ranted..

Where is my pic? crazy understanding eventually turns to total boredom... even though you could never in a million years bore me, I have certain things I need.... that pic being one of them....

7:46 PM  
Blogger Puck ranted..

Im gonna have to ask the String fella, hes moved back to uni so i have try and bell him.

*tsk* the things i do to please women.

only joking little one, i did promise boy on boy pictures.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Puck ranted..

see told you so

12:43 AM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey ranted..

ahhhaaaaaa love it!!!!!!

1:35 AM  

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