i really dont want this to be the sort of blog that just links to other stuff all the time, but this is as close to genius as we are ever likly to see.
i really feel bad trying to be funny now, knowing i will never be as funny as "time to chuck your muck, over your sisters jubillies, lovly lovly lovly, its time to rape a turkey"
while being an insomniac and fledging alcoholic writer isn't the most original thing in the world, it's a pretty accurate description. Everyone around me has started to get mortgages and babies, I have a few books, a skeleton marionette and a mind half full of rapidly decaying memory's.
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"come and suck my clinkers"
there really is nothing more to be said
i'm content. the world can now end.
i really feel bad trying to be funny now, knowing i will never be as funny as "time to chuck your muck, over your sisters jubillies, lovly lovly lovly, its time to rape a turkey"
Ohh fuck, I am gonna be singing that for days....
Best little diddy I have ever heard... it is all your fault if I get fired tomarrow...
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