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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Three more for free

Chelsea Dagger The Fratellis

if The Monkees had been taught to play their instruments by AC/DC I imagine this is what they would sound like. Steal this song before an advertising wanker hears it and its used for an advert for hair gel or something and is also played non stop on the radio. Pretty soon you will rather stick glass shards in your ears than listen to the DO DO DO chorus, so get it now.

Size of a cow The Wonderstuff

a tall glass of cheerfull early ninties indie with a creamy nostalgia head. In this song there is a line that goes "you know that ive been drunk a thousand times" and i always nodded my head and smiled at that bit, as if to say, yes, yes i have been drunk a thousand times, but having worked it out i dont think i have. Lets say for arguements sake. the amount of times i have been drunk is averages out to once a week since i was 15, so thats 12 years, 52 weeks in a year 52x12 = 624 times i have been drunk, so if i want the song to be relevent i need to be drunk 376 more times. Which easily could be done by my next birthday.

Spacelord Monster Magnet

Epic grinding rock, i have never seen this bands balls but i bet they are the size of space hoppers and they need small forign manservants to carry them about. Smell the testosterone.

ps. be nice to my pet, Sqeetlty Spooch or i will maul you. like a bear.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous shroom monkey ranted..

ohhhhhh you know how I feel about Monster Magnet... I have seen them balls and yes, they are muther fuckin huge!!!!

I will definitly have to check out the other two...

Thanks babe....

6:53 PM  
Blogger Tumuli ranted..

Mmm... New music. Thanks for the heads-up, man.

11:29 PM  

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