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Monday, October 23, 2006

Proper writing later, after the rant

Ok i havnt written in a while but i will draw your attention to this

Wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker

in a truly stunning move of rock star wankery, everybodys favorite tosser, Sting, realised an album of fucking LUTE music!

So not happy with owning a mountain of cash, mastering the art of screwing for 10 hours straight and single handedly saving an entire fucking rain forrest, Sting is so bored he's decided to take up an instrument last popular in the 16th century.

the world is a terrible and strange place and its our fault, we, as a public will buy this self indulngant travisty of an album, in our thousands. I hate us, we're morons

8 Comments:

Blogger Miroslav ranted..

I already have it! Woo!
I sustained an injury during football (to my hand). It was jolly painful...very painful indeed

10:55 AM  
Blogger Miroslav ranted..

p.s. what does 'propoer' mean?

10:55 AM  
Blogger Puck ranted..

proper, so i have a learning disability. gonna make something of it, hand cripple?

12:10 PM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey ranted..

Who you calling a moron??


Ok, wait......
Fuck, I can't talk I bought the new Justin Timberlake- I blame a temporary lapse in sanity....

8:26 PM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey ranted..

mastered the tantra eh? mmmm, I got to hook up with Sting....

8:26 PM  
Blogger Tumuli ranted..

Hopefully all that tantric "exercise" will persuade him to stop recording.

1:10 AM  
Blogger String ranted..

an you reckon he's not taking the piss? hell if i could do whatevr the hel i wanted and till get paid i'd be all over making lute music. dressed as a minstrel. (the medievel, not 1920's racist kind. well maybe the racist kind. bu only for ironic hilarity. (ps. not a racist)).

2:07 PM  
Blogger String ranted..

the keyboard on my laptop is shit

2:08 PM  

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